You're Pitiful -------------- (Parody of "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt)
My life is brilliant
[What, was I too early - Oh, sorry, should I - Do you want to start over, or - Keep going - okay… now, now?]
My life is brilliant Your life’s a joke You’re just pathetic You’re always broke Your homemade Star Trek uniform Really ain’t impressin’ me You’re sufferin’ from delusions of adequacy
Never had a date That you couldn’t inflate And you smell repulsive, too What a bummer bein’ you
Well you just can’t dance And forget romance Everybody you know still calls ya Farty pants But you’ll always have a job Well, I mean… As long as you still can work that Slurpie machine