When The Pick of Destiny was released, it was a bomb
And all the critics said that the D was done
The sun had set and the chapter had closed
But one thing no one thought about was
The D would rise again
Just like the phoenix
We'll rise again

Cause the fiery heart of a champion cannot be quelched
By a failure or an embarassment
No way, no
And the critics all agreed
It was a stinky pile of cheese
But that does not mean that our hearts are not strong

Just like the phoenix
We'll rise again
Just like the phoenix
We'll rise again

Sunshine
It's a hell of a day
Riding back and it's heading your way
The D is here now we're putting on our show
We stick it up, now we nearly a weirdo

It's the rise of the phoenix
It's the power of the D
And you know you've seen us
Tenacious D is back

Let's make it all the way to the top
Full smoking, but I'm not gonna stop
Bossa nova it's a beatiful dance
Hot ... that's a lot of romance

It's the rise of the phoenix
And a rise to the power
It's the magical cleaner
Tenacious D is back

But what if it's true?
If Tenacious D has died what we will do?
And what will we do
About all the fans that have the D tattoo?
They'll have them removed
They'll have to laser off the D tattoos
Tattoos
They'll have to laser off the D tattoo

Wait a minute, Kage
What's that you say?
You know it's not too late
Yes, it is too late
We only need one hit
Just imagine it
We can be legit
Too legit to quit

One hit
One hit
One hit
Yeah, I'm hoping this is it

One hit
Fucking hit
Top 40 hit
Top 1000 hit

I don't care
As long as we get there
We start anew
And you can get a new Tenacious D tattoo
You can get a new Tenacious D tattoo