When The Pick of Destiny was released, it was a bomb And all the critics said that the D was done The sun had set and the chapter had closed But one thing no one thought about was The D would rise again Just like the phoenix We'll rise again
Cause the fiery heart of a champion cannot be quelched By a failure or an embarassment No way, no And the critics all agreed It was a stinky pile of cheese But that does not mean that our hearts are not strong
Just like the phoenix We'll rise again Just like the phoenix We'll rise again
Sunshine It's a hell of a day Riding back and it's heading your way The D is here now we're putting on our show We stick it up, now we nearly a weirdo
It's the rise of the phoenix It's the power of the D And you know you've seen us Tenacious D is back
Let's make it all the way to the top Full smoking, but I'm not gonna stop Bossa nova it's a beatiful dance Hot ... that's a lot of romance
It's the rise of the phoenix And a rise to the power It's the magical cleaner Tenacious D is back
But what if it's true? If Tenacious D has died what we will do? And what will we do About all the fans that have the D tattoo? They'll have them removed They'll have to laser off the D tattoos Tattoos They'll have to laser off the D tattoo
Wait a minute, Kage What's that you say? You know it's not too late Yes, it is too late We only need one hit Just imagine it We can be legit Too legit to quit
One hit One hit One hit Yeah, I'm hoping this is it
One hit Fucking hit Top 40 hit Top 1000 hit
I don't care As long as we get there We start anew And you can get a new Tenacious D tattoo You can get a new Tenacious D tattoo