Calling all rednecks to put down their sluggers Turn their attention from beating the buggers Pick up machine guns and kill camel fuckers
Backwoods nation...
Calling all doctors of spin and the smoke screen To whip the new hateriots into a frenzy Of good versus evil ignoring the history Of the Backwoods Nation
Ain't it a shame When due process Stands in the way of swift justice
Calling all frat' boys To trade in their hazing Their keggers and cocaine And casual date raping For cabinet appointments And rose-garden tapings