Well your mum says you're fine Your nan says you're fine Your sister says you're fine But I'm your dad and you ain't fine, no
I'm bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody sure you're on dope I'm bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody sure you're on dope
Well, you failed your exams Your metalwork is crap In baking, you don't know A cob from a bap
I'm bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody sure you're on dope I'm bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody sure you're on dope
Your little brother's here He's bringing up the rear We bought him a sportscar He accepts our bribes Our compromise!
Well your mum says you're fine Your nan says you're fine Your sister says you're fine But I'm your dad and you ain't fine, no I'm bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody sure you're on dope I'm bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody sure you're on dope I'm bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody sure you're on dope