I fell in love on the subway
And my baby's always getting down
She said I belong on the subway
'Cause I'm a bastard son of a clown
I lost my mind on the J-train
'Cause my queen split my lip with her crown

Woo, woo, woo-hoo
No love

I get no love on the subway
Now they're cleaning up this town
Nowhere to hide on the subway
I'm stuck on this merry-go-round
I get my kicks on the L-train
'Cause grey's my colour after brown, hoo

Ah, ah (Ah-ah)
Ha-ha, woo, woo, woo
Wow, hoo, woo
Woo, hey, hey, hey, hey