Making young girls pine I don't have the time Babies get in line I've got a protractor Got a stapler now it goes ca-ching?gotta have the math club crown me king gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing on my calculator If you're up and if you want a piece of me wave goodbye and blow a kiss cause you cant handle this
Chorus: No, No, No you can't handle this.
Through my glasses glare you'll see savoir faire beneath my icy stare I've got a retainer Maybe I'm the physics main event maybe I'm the chem club president maybe even Texas Instruments thinks that I'm coplanar If you've up and if you want a piece of me wave goodbye and blow a kiss cause you can't handle this
And Leonard Nemoy can't stand up to this And Captain James T. Kirk bows beneath my fists And I am awesome awesome